Don’t worry about a thing

Don’ worry a thing ’bout

Worrying, it’s no laughing matter. Worrying about yourself, your family, or your job doesn’t change a thing, but, help is on hand. Instead of worrying, get one of our expert worriers to worry for you. It won’t solve your problems, but without those worries, you could feel a whole lot better.

We’ll worry for you

for only £2.99 per month

Climate change

Don’t worry about the planet. Stop worrying about greenhouse gasses, icecaps, or rising sea levels. Don’t worry about Swedish teenagers making you look bad.

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£2.99 One month. Non-recurring

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Dieting

Don’t worry about putting a few extra pounds during the pandemic. Stop worrying about your dress bulging or your pants stretching. Don’t worry about eating a cake, downing a pint, or enjoying your comfort food.

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Getting old

Don’t worry grey hairs are making you look older. Stop worrying your joints are stiff and your belly is flabby. Don’t worry you look like your parents not your kids.

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Job security

Don’t worry about getting passed over for promotion. Stop worrying your company might go out of business. Don’t worry about looking good on Zoom calls.

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Money

Don’t worry your bank account is empty. Stop worrying bills are piling up. Don’t worry the only things in your pockets are fluff and bus tickets.

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Parenting

Don’t worry your kids dropped out of school. Stop worrying they spend their time playing video games online. Don’t worry they’ve not called you in a month.

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Relationships

Don’t worry your partner spends time on their hobbies. Stop worrying about popping the question. Don’t worry you’re less Meghan and Harry and more Marge and Homer.

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What they say

Don’t worry what people say about you on social media. Stop worrying what people think about what you’re wearing when you walk down the street. Don’t worry what colleagues say about you behind your back.

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75%

Americans are worried about dieting. Not enough worry about climate change.

65%

Some Australians worry about climate change. Most worry about getting a flat white.

50%

Brazilians are worried about hair down there. Few worry about waxing.

85%

Brits worry about job security, because of Brexit.

65%

Germans worry about ageing and wearing shorts.

30%

Japanese people worry about what others think. No one worries about Godzilla.


Worldwide Worrysome scientific survey 2021 75% Americans are worried about dieting. Not enough worry about climate change. 50% Brazilians are worried about hair down there. Few worry about waxing. 85% Brits worry about job security, because of Brexit. 30% Japanese people worry about what others think. No one worries about Godzilla. 65% Germans worry about ageing and wearing shorts. 65% Some Australians worry about climate change. Most worry about getting a flat white.
Worldwide Worrysome scientific survey 2021

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